- Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”.
- I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
- Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.
- I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
- What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
- To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
- I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
- Wow, you’re beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
- You remind me of the Ka’aba..I could walk around you all day long.
- Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
HAHAHAHA funny! Esp 2,8 and 10.
